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top ten reasons you should leave me a comment

This is for the 500 odd unique visitors to Spilling the beans over the last month who haven't bothered to say 'hi', 'love your work' or even 'you stink'.

1. I don't bite. Well ok, maybe I do sometimes, but you know what? Your looking at a bloody computer screen so I CAN'T bite you can I??!
   
   
2. You obviously read blogs. So chances are you have one too. Think of this as a version of 'you show me yours and I'll show you mine.' I've shown you mine, I mean your looking at it! So leave me a link to yours. I'll drop by. I promise. And I still won't bite. Unless by request.
   
   
3. I'm a comment whore. Plain and simple. I love it when people actually take the time to not only read, but think about what I've written and leave a few words in response. Even when it is just gibberish. My ramblings that is, not the comments.
   
   
4. My inbox is hungry. When you leave a comment, it sends me an email. Please don't let my inbox die of starvation.
   
   
5. It helps Zoe with her education. She quite often reads my comments and favorite blogs with me. So use big, unusual and obscure words. You'll help educate a 5 year old who's mother is looking at going back to uni so she can answer the never ending questions. And doesn't helping people out make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?
   
   
6. It's really easy. You just click on that link down there that says 'Tell me what you think.' Being so easy, it's an achievable goal. You'll have accomplished something today.
   
   
7. Lurkers are shirkers. I read this somewhere else. I have no idea what this means, but I loved the sound of it. I'm easily amused. Do you know what it means? Let me know. You'll need to leave me a comment to do that :)
   
   
8. I'm in the top ten search results for 'penis extensions' on yahoo. Don't you think that deserves some form of recognition? If I never achieve anything else in my life, I'll have that. Who do I call to collect my gold star?
   
   
9. I spent a long time compiling this list. At least 5 minutes. Please reward my efforts.
   
   
10. Bugger. I can't think of any other reason. So much for a top ten. Go ahead, tell me how crappy I am. I deserve it. Oh, you'll need to leave a comment to do that won't you :)

Till next time, head on over to whiteboard.net where I'm still guest posting. Or click here. That takes you to clusterfook, which is Lisa's place. She is way funnier than me. Take it easy.