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has anyone seen my hearing???

I've lost it somewhere. It could be in the ball pit. It could even be in my shoes. But somewhere between the hours of 12 noon and 4.30pm this afternoon it disappeared. In a big tin shed that apparently holds around 15,000 kids at once. It couldn't have been any less than that judging by the level of noise us parents were subjected to. And one of them pinched my hearing. Either that or I now have a constant low buzzing that could be squealing, it could be the collective voices of all those kids screaming mum at different intervals, it could even be my own brain yelling SHUTUP! Either way I'm currently studying the lovely art of lip reading.

Never mind, Zoe enjoyed the birthday party. As did the birthday girl. Interesting to note however that I found both of them at one time or another hiding in the helicopter cabins trying to get away from all the other kids and have some quiet time. Wasn't going to happen. I laughed. So did my ears. Go ahead, call me cruel, I don't care. I can't hear you :)