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Top ten questions we want to ask you yankee doodles.

Ok, this list started cos anonymum (coming to a blog community near you soon!) ws curious about the whole gerbil/hamster thing. With all the differences between such similar countries (we both think macca's is a basic food group), it got us to thinking about the things that confuse us the most. We could have gone into the whole 50 states and 500 accents thing, or the insistence of shortening words which we are apparently famous for. We don't really, all we do is loose the G of everythin...<---SEE!! You guys have it down to an art form though - y'all, sumbitch etc etc. There was so many things that we could have touched on but figured it would piss someone off really bad, so we left it alone...like Nixon, or did you REALLY land on the moon, you know, that kind of thing. But we don't want to upset anyone so we won't go there ok?!

Anyway, movin <---see I did it again, right along, here are the top 10 questions we'd like you to help us out with:

1. What the f#$% is the difference between a Gerbil and a Hamster?
2. Why do you keep stealing the U out of color?
3. How can it take 6 hours to play a game of football - and I use the term loosely due to lack of contact between FOOT and BALL? While on the subject, are they actual MEN playing out there or animated mattress? Cos with all that padding it's a little confusing...
4. When are you going to stop calling your butt a FANNY? We have nightmares over the term "FANNY PACK!" Stop it already!
5. Why do you insist on spreading Vegemite like you are laying bricks? Don't you realise someone in history was obviously messing with your heads???!
6. Do you write your dates backwards because you are really the ones that are upside down? And when are you going to teach your toilets to flush the RIGHT way?
7. When are you going to apologise to the rest of us for Jerry Springer, Conan O'Brien and Anna Nicole Smith?
8. When will you admit our beaches are better than yours?
9. What drugs were being consumed when someone came up with the idea for 'peanut butter and jelly' (which by the way is JAM!!) and where can I get some?! No, not the PB&J...
10. How quickly can I be sued for this post?!!!

Now please don't send me nasty e-mails cos I've 'dissed' your country, this is very tongue in cheek, as most of my readers will immediately recognise. For those of you that don't, please STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER SCREEN!