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comebacks..

I very rarely post funny emails that I get, but here is an excerpt of one that I received earlier this week:

SMART ASS ANSWER #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

SMART ASS ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas." <-----this is my personal favorite!

SMART ASS ANSWER #1
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Now the reason I even mention these is because I recently came up with my own great comeback....***Update, this is not an unusual occurrence for me by the way, far from it, it's just that this one in particular has been a long time coming...round here we serve comebacks for brekkie, free of charge even :)

In our household, there has been for all time, and will probably be engraved on Mum's headstone, a favorite saying that is used on a regular basis. It is common practice to utter the phrase "Women's not a camel you know!" whilst waiting patiently for a cuppa that has been offered/bought/promised and has yet to materialise. Whilst chatting on yahoo messenger last night - and before you say it yes, I realise the idiocy in instant messaging someone who is literally no more than 2 feet away, hey she's got a new toy and is having fun! - I get a message from her..

Mum - "women's not a camel you know..."

Me - "Well I should hope not, if you were, your humps are on backwards"

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Sorry, I thought it was good :)

Got any of your own comebacks that you'd care to share? The more smart ass like, the better...

Have a good weekend people, I probably won't be around much, have a very hectic social calender. Ok, techincally I don't, Zoe does, but seeing as how she can't do them on her own, I can claim them right?!!