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have you ever...

...had a day where it appears as though you left your brains under your pillow as evidenced by such acts as:

• put the ice cream AND the Vegemite in the fridge
• burnt the ass out of the steamer pot
• DIDN'T check the kettle like normal and ended up with a colony of bloody ants in your cuppa
• took the steak and sausages out of the fry pan then forgot to turn the gas off

Nah, me either, just thought I'd ask, cos gee you'd feel like a twit wouldn't ya?! But IF you ever did, probably wouldn't be a good day to make life altering decisions, or shave..would it?

p.s. Can anyone tell me why some ants prefer suicide by boiling rather than being trodden on like normal ants??